Wonder-Beautiful _uacct = "UA-192399-9"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @ignaciolpm)http://wondermooie.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbrmyn0ylcjMzmr7_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.</p> <p> -William Safire. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/43278337http://wondermooie.com/post/43278337Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:23:31 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbqbseb1nbZ848Cs_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7”, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. </p> <p>- Woody Allen. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/43151561http://wondermooie.com/post/43151561Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:22:54 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbosfe8bdhMbgBx2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.</p> <p>- Bertrand Russell. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/43015567http://wondermooie.com/post/43015567Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:33:11 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbkwm6phvJyYAroL_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.</p> <p>- Mitch Hedberg. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42756743http://wondermooie.com/post/42756743Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:19:28 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbj1x49fjd3BrGin_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.</p> <p>- Steve Jobs. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42592510http://wondermooie.com/post/42592510Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:12:33 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbi3jjjjwEwROo7x_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.</p> <p>- Robert Benchley. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42514802http://wondermooie.com/post/42514802Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:10:07 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7DkbgousgqsmRJLOxe_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”</p> <p>- William S. Burroughs. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42389682http://wondermooie.com/post/42389682Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:31:20 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbeum0iiiXdOGMIb_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.</p> <p>- Ambrose Bierce.</p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42220259http://wondermooie.com/post/42220259Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:36:53 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbc3nwj854ojCiSN_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - ¡it was a Chinese restaurant!</p> <p>- Henny Youngman. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/42019859http://wondermooie.com/post/42019859Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:27:04 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkbaq4oqjuhzqmADu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.</p> <p>- Cyril Connolly. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41919926http://wondermooie.com/post/41919926Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:20:28 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb95cy59hnGtyzJ3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve already told you more than I know.</p> <p>- Diane Wetzel. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41775417http://wondermooie.com/post/41775417Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:51:18 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb7mx5yhHVeDi2kI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.</p> <p>- Pat Paulsen. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41621107http://wondermooie.com/post/41621107Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:27:25 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb6akdtphCWrFIVt_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to paint it. </p> <p>- Steven Wright. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41487160http://wondermooie.com/post/41487160Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:53:50 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb4wycyxP2XCc6Zn_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.</p> <p>- Robert Byrne</p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41346508http://wondermooie.com/post/41346508Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:44:59 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb3pnmo7Zct23v49_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.</p> <p>- Graffito. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41231979http://wondermooie.com/post/41231979Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:33:01 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkb0wxjzxR6D92HDb_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.</p> <p>- Friedrich Nietzsche. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/41013734http://wondermooie.com/post/41013734Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:33:23 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkazet3ym6g1vav5e_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.</p> <p>- Bill Vaughan. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/40882027http://wondermooie.com/post/40882027Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:18:28 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkaxotua6bPrNclej_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.</p> <p>- Bertrand Russell. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/40709320http://wondermooie.com/post/40709320Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:23:19 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7DkawcpfdkvlCkdxwh_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.</p> <p>- Rodney Dangerfield. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/40581159http://wondermooie.com/post/40581159Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:56:23 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/K9UAdT7Dkautkfd6MOZB92hR_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The days of the digital watch are numbered.</p> <p>- Tom Stoppard. </p>http://wondermooie.com/post/40432130http://wondermooie.com/post/40432130Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:12:50 -0500