The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Nietzsche. 

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

- Friedrich Nietzsche. 

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan. 

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

- Bill Vaughan. 

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Bertrand Russell. 

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.

- Bertrand Russell. 

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield. 

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

- Rodney Dangerfield. 

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard. 

The days of the digital watch are numbered.

- Tom Stoppard. 

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

- Oscar Wilde.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.  - Groucho Marx. 

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. 

- Groucho Marx. 

THIS which is seeking is THAT which is sought, and THAT which is sought is THIS which is seeking. ‘All Else is Bondage; Non-Volitional Living’ - Wei Wu Wei.

THIS which is seeking is THAT which is sought, and THAT which is sought is THIS which is seeking.

‘All Else is Bondage; Non-Volitional Living’ - Wei Wu Wei.

Pero como hay gente que no cree en los milagros. Mira nada mas que bebe tan hermosa, con un papa tan feo… - Padre Natividad cuando fuimos a pedirle que bautizara a Carlota. 

Pero como hay gente que no cree en los milagros. Mira nada mas que bebe tan hermosa, con un papa tan feo…

- Padre Natividad cuando fuimos a pedirle que bautizara a Carlota. 

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. - Elvis Presley. 

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.

- Elvis Presley. 

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy.

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

- Jeff Foxworthy.

It is important to recognize the power of our emotions—and to take responsibility for them by creating a light and positive atmosphere around ourselves. This attitude of joy that we create helps alleviate states of hopelessness, loneliness, and despair. Our relationships with others thus naturally improve, and little by little the whole of society becomes more positive and balanced. - Tarthang Tulku.

It is important to recognize the power of our emotions—and to take responsibility for them by creating a light and positive atmosphere around ourselves. This attitude of joy that we create helps alleviate states of hopelessness, loneliness, and despair. Our relationships with others thus naturally improve, and little by little the whole of society becomes more positive and balanced.

- Tarthang Tulku.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.  - Mae Maloo.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you. 

- Mae Maloo.

You gotta be kidding me ¡Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day! - Nacho Libre.

You gotta be kidding me ¡Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!

- Nacho Libre.

Just about the only interruption we don’t object to is applause.  - Sydney J. Harris. 

Just about the only interruption we don’t object to is applause. 

- Sydney J. Harris.