Click + Clack

I have to be seen to be believed.

- Elizabeth II.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

- James Bryant Conant. 

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.

- Gilda Radner. 

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called ‘rain’.

- Michael McClary.

I shall never be ashamed to quote a bad author if what he says is good.

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca. 

I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

- George Bernard. 

Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.

- Karen Elizabeth Gordon.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

- Jack Handey. 

There’s always room for improvement, you know—it’s the biggest room in the house.

- Louise Heath Leber. 

¿If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

- Steven Wright. 

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

- Dave Barry. 

¡To infinity, and beyond!

- Buzz Lightyear. 

If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.

- Thomas Fuller. 

There’s no secret about success ¿Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?

- Kin Hubbard. 

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half.

- John Wanamaker.