Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
- James Bryant Conant.
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called ‘rain’.
- Michael McClary.
I shall never be ashamed to quote a bad author if what he says is good.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca.
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.
- George Bernard.
Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.
- Karen Elizabeth Gordon.
There’s always room for improvement, you know—it’s the biggest room in the house.
- Louise Heath Leber.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
- Dave Barry.
There’s no secret about success ¿Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
- Kin Hubbard.
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half.
- John Wanamaker.














