Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.  -William...

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little...

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...

I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want...

You can’t just ask customers what they want and then...

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who...

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space...

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s...

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter...

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are...

I’ve already told you more than I know. - Diane...

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained...

It’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to paint...

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they...

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. -...

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several...

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees,...

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never...

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to...

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom...

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch...

THIS which is seeking is THAT which is sought, and THAT...

Pero como hay gente que no cree en los milagros. Mira nada...

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you...

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s...

It is important to recognize the power of our...

The only people with whom you should try to get even are...

You gotta be kidding me ¡Everything you just said, is MY...

Just about the only interruption we don’t object to is...

Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking...

Love conquers all. - Virgil. 

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s...

The world today doesn’t make sense, so ¿why should I...

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the...

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...

‘¿What is the use of a book’, thought Alice,...

I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.  - Robert...

If you could say it in words there would be no reason to...

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he...

I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.  -...

Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time...

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is...

If your parents never had children, chances are you...

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it...

I cannot give any scientist of any age better advice than...

Better by far you should forget and smile that you should...

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen. 

A line is a dot that went for a walk. - Paul Klee. 

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the...

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll...

Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness...

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish...

There is just one thing I can promise you about the...

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let...

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the...

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke...

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a...

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may...

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the...

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with...

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.   -...

Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s...

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...

¿What if this weren’t a hypothetical question? -...

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down,...

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by...

Dear google.com,I visited your website and noticed that you...

The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand...

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but...

There’s an old saying about those who forget history....

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of...

¿What is the difference between unethical and ethical...

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because...

There is no limit to how complicated things can get, on...

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -...

Well, if I called the wrong number ¿why did you answer the...

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve...

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away...

Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing...

Uh….just pretend I said something really cool. -...

Pointless… like giving caviar to an elephant.  -...

We were watching The Incredibles on the Tele.  - Clack 

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently...

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one...

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a...

‘Who are you and how did you get in here?’...

It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on...

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists...

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s...

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he...

It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in...

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net...

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is...

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes...

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent....

Instant gratification takes too long. - Carrie Fisher.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until...

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ...

Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having...

 To err is human—and to blame it on a computer is even...

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for...

She always looks so calm. - Kelly Fish.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment...

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a...

If you think you’re too small to be effective, you...

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -...

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the...

The patient says “Doctor, it hurts when I do...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As...

Toast some bread, spread butter on it, pour hagelslag over...

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and...

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize...

When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take...

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on...

> > Isn’t this a stupid question? >...

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a...

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in...

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately...

If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully...

I love beautiful objects. I love creating them. Negative...

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has...

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use...

“Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon...”
—  Gordon R. Dickson.