A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel de Cervantes. 

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

- Miguel de Cervantes. 

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem -neat, plausible, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken. 

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem -neat, plausible, and wrong.

- H. L. Mencken. 

Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. - Andy Rooney. 

Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

- Andy Rooney. 

Some men’s words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

Some men’s words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires. - Abigail Van Buren. 

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.

- Abigail Van Buren. 

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it. - Edna St. Vincent Millay. 

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.

- Edna St. Vincent Millay. 

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W.C. Fields. 

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

- W.C. Fields. 

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation. - Jean Kerr.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.

- Jean Kerr.

To Err is Human. To Arrrr is Pirate. - Unkonwn. 

To Err is Human. To Arrrr is Pirate.

- Unkonwn. 

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner. 

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

- Carl W. Buechner. 

¿Will you ever? I don’t think you will ever fully understand how you’ve touched my life and made me who I am. I don’t think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star.  - Erica Jong.

¿Will you ever? I don’t think you will ever fully understand how you’ve touched my life and made me who I am. I don’t think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. 

- Erica Jong.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux. 

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

- Jean Giraudoux. 

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - JD Salinger. 

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

- JD Salinger. 

I have to be seen to be believed. - Elizabeth II.

I have to be seen to be believed.

- Elizabeth II.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant. 

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

- James Bryant Conant.